You Know you're a Blackhearted Rogue if:

You spend your time trying to think of things to do other than robbing liquor stores and beating up little old ladies.

You've woken up with an awful hangover... in jail.

A nice dinner is a bottle of wine. 

You are ONLY capable of a physical relationship.

You have no furniture in your apartment room except your bed. 

You never date or make phone calls. 

You were born on the 13th. 

Taking it slow is waiting more than 15 minutes to have sex.

You grew up roaming the city streets and back alleyways. 

You will NEVER get married. 

Nothing but trouble on your mind.