I want to be single for the rest of my Life!

I love being single so much. I think I'm just going to be this way for the rest of my life. I want absolutely nothing to do with a serious exclusive relationship. All I'm interested in is lots of casual no strings attached sex. I am COMPLETELY incapable of anything more than a purely physical sexual relationship. 

Once a man has had this there is no going back. Because if this works, WHY WOULD YOU EVER EVVVVVVVVVERRRRRR do anything else!

I should probably just become a pornstar because that would be my ideal lifestyle.